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11 November 2008 @ 10:21 pm
okay, I lied...  
Title: Snoring and Failishness
Length: 4/5
Genre: Humour
Pairing: Kangin/Yesung
Summary: Yesung has a problem. If only he could tell Kangin what it was...
Warnings:More mentions of sex maybe...

a/n: Okay...so I said there'd only be four parts but yeah. Didn't quite work out like that ^^;;. Mostly because it's taking me ages to write so I figured I'd post this bit before I lose my enthusiasm (I'm sure I won't). I'm almost certain the next one will be the last...I won't drag this anti-climactic ending on any longer than I have too...
Anyways, enjoy ^^. (It's short again I know ¬__¬)




 

The Solution:

“So I snore then do I?” Kangin asked indifferently.
“Err...yes?”
“Badly?”
“No.” Kangin looked at him almost painfully. “...Maybe” the stare continued. “Alright fine. Yes badly, it’s like sleeping next to a lawnmower.”
“...A lawnmower?”
“Yeah, you know that one that Leeteuk bought for his mum that only seemed to work for Shindong.”
“Oh yeah...that was pretty loud.”
“Exactly.”

Yesung sighed and looked out the window.
“You do realise this van has been sitting in this car park for at least half an hour now right?”
“Well Yesung, if you had co-operated with me a little bit sooner then we could have just gone home and eaten dinner with the others.”
“I just spent the last half hour co-operating with you Kangin, and I think it went rather well actually.”
“...”
“...”
“Making out in the back of the van doesn’t count.”
“It so does.”

Silence ensued for at least five minutes after this. Yesung couldn’t tell if it was supposed to be an uncomfortable one or not, but given the way Kangin had been glaring daggers at him the whole time he figured he was supposed to feel threatened.
“It’s not my fault you snore” he blurted out. By this point he had stopped caring, Kangin was probably going to kill him anyway.

 

Okay, that wasn’t what I had been expecting. Yesung thought as he walked through the front door of their apartment five minutes later; completely unharmed. Apparently that hadn’t been what the others were expecting given all the open-mouthed looks he had received as he walked into the kitchen.

“What happened?” Heechul questioned, straight to the point as usual.
“Err...nothing?”
“Nothing?”
“It seems that way. He just chucked me out of the van and drove off...”
“But you were in the car park for half an hour.” Leeteuk stated, confused. Yesung blushed.
“I don’t want to know hyung!” Kibum practically squealed as he covered Donghae’s ears.

Leeteuk coughed, looking expectantly at Yesung, hoping to bring attention back to the problem at hand.
“I don’t know where he went hyung.” Leeteuk sighed.
“If you lose him,” he said in his best stern leader voice. “You’ll be the one to buy us a new one okay.”
“NOOO!! You can’t replace Kangin hyung!”
“Calm down Donghae, he was just joking.” Everyone looked at the pair. “Sorry,” Kibum apologised half-heartedly, smiling his epic tooth bearing smile. “Do carry on hyung.”

You’d think we’d be used to them by now, Yesung thought briefly.

 
 
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suezyslavesuezyslave on November 11th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
“But you were in the car park for half an hour.” Leeteuk stated, confused. Yesung blushed.
“I don’t want to know hyung!” Kibum practically squealed as he covered Donghae’s ears.

Ahahaha. i loved that bit. xD
Donghae with his epic tooth bearing smile. xD

oi, oi, wheres the sungmin love? Dx

Can i ride in that big shiny yellow bus as well?
We're going west mannn. =]
캐로린 » ★ « 눈이 부셔 부셔 부셔 ~♪♫: YeKang ♥rawrcarebear on November 11th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
1. “If you lose him,” he said in his best stern leader voice. “You’ll be the one to buy us a new one okay.”
LOL.
2. “It so does.”
Oh the 2woons~
3. “NOOO!! You can’t replace Kangin hyung!”
“Calm down Donghae, he was just joking.” Everyone looked at the pair. “Sorry.. Do carry on hyung.”
and KiHae! XDDD
mikudaisuki on November 12th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
That was too short TT TT
dream4fatgirl on November 12th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
keke... a lawnmower.. and he finally knows.
kim_hae_eun on November 12th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC)
lol hahhaah nice co-opeartion!
best kind ever! hahhaa

wow compared to a lawnmower?? hhahaha

hahhaa yesung blushing! oh come on!
you were able to not care if kangin was gonna kill you but you blush when leeteuk asks what you did in that half in hour??
not scared of death but embarassment? LOL sungie! you have do things differently from everyone else dont you? haha

“I don’t want to know hyung!” Kibum practically squealed as he covered Donghae’s ears.
hahahah a very big response from moody man kibum! LOl
awww hae is soo innocent! lol his ears needs to be covered! you'd think teukie would do that to kyu!

“If you lose him,” he said in his best stern leader voice. “You’ll be the one to buy us a new one okay.”
“NOOO!! You can’t replace Kangin hyung!”
LOl hahaha teukie! you're saying it as if there's more kangin's in the world~ soo not! he's korea number 1 everything! LOL
awww hae! you really love your hyung! soo sweet

“Calm down Donghae, he was just joking.” Everyone looked at the pair. “Sorry,” Kibum apologised half-heartedly, smiling his epic tooth bearing smile. “Do carry on hyung.”
You’d think we’d be used to them by now, Yesung thought briefly.

LOl hahhaha hae!!! soo cute!
kibum's 1000 mega-watt smile! soo hard to not give in when he does that!!! ^-^

used to what sungie?? kangin disappearing cuz you made him mad, after you had your fun with him?
baby_buggsbaby_buggs on November 12th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
crazy sj dynamics, XXDD. and where'd Kangin drive off to...??
g_myzo on November 12th, 2008 08:30 am (UTC)
this was so hilarious XD and they actually made out as they were having their talk, lol.
Replacement? D: haha
I wonder where kangin drove off to...
Lydia.: KangYehfantann on November 12th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
I'm very disappointed in you. You didn't write the make out scene?! DAMN YOU!
XD Salright we'll write dirty, sweaty KangSung smut together soon. ^.^

Loves this. As you know. =]