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21 November 2008 @ 11:15 pm

 Title: Snoring and Failishness
Length: 5/5
Genre: Humour
Pairing: Kangin/Yesung
Summary: Yesung has a problem. If only he could tell Kangin what it was...
Warnings: More mentions of sex maybe...

a/n: I finally finished it. Yey! Sorry it took so long, I’ve been seriously dying with avoiding other pieces of work and revision I haven’t had a chance to do some real hardcore procrastination and fanfic writing ^^;;. I don’t really like this ending but it’s the best I can do I think...I’m supposed to be revising for like a million mock exams right now ¬__¬. I might do some extra stuff with this but this is definitely the end of this story...I haven’t really decided yet. Anyways, thanks to all the people who read this and to those who commented. You all make me feel warm and fuzzy <3. This is a deliberately anti-climactic ending btw. It just proves the general failishness of this fic I think...Enjoy ^^.


Snoring and Failishness

The Ending... (Finally):

It was almost 10 by the time they heard the front door open and close again. Kangin had been gone for four hours and Yesung was beginning to remember why he spent so much time with the younger man...apart from the sex of course. After about an hour of watching some mindless comedy programme on TV and listening to Sungmin laugh and then continue to explain to the entire group exactly why he thought that joke was funny, he began to watch the clock, waiting impatiently for his boyfriend’s return.

“Come on” Kangin ordered as he entered the living room, nudging his head in the direction of the bedroom to make himself clear. Yesung looked innocently around the room until he finally locked his gaze with Kangin’s.
“Me?” Kangin rolled his eyes.
“Yesung, will you just come?”
“I’m not that easy.”
“Eww hyung my ears!” Kibum screamed from the other end of the sofa, the rest of the occupants of the room rolled their eyes.

“Look, Sungie. I just spent four hours searching for a solution to our problem now are you gonna come and try it out or what?”
“You found a solution?” The older man’s eyebrows almost disappeared under his fringe in surprise.
“That’s what you were doing all this time?”
“Oh...I just thought you were mad at me...” Kangin walked over to the sofa and grabbed Yesung’s hand, effectively pulling him up so they were face to face.

“You didn’t do anything for me to be mad at...” he whispered. Yesung smiled and leaned in to give Kangin a light kiss on the lips.
“You’re so cute. Okay, let’s go try this out then.”

“I never knew those two were so mushy” Leeteuk mumbled once the two were shut up in their room.
“I think it’s sweet...why can’t you be more like that Hannie?” Heechul whined. Hankyung merely shrugged and pretended not to understand the question. “I know you understand me so don’t even try to get out of this one.”
“Kibum will you stop gagging I can’t hear the TV,” Sungmin complained, almost completely unaware of what had just happened. Leeteuk sighed and put his head on the arm rest of his chair.
“I hope this works...”


“This is it? This is your grand solution to all our problems is it?” Yesung asked incredulously, staring at the box his boyfriend had just handed to him.
“Yes, took me bloody ages to find it as well I mean...wait, all our problems? How many problems do we have?” Yesung shifted so that he was in a sitting position on the bed.
“Don’t go off topic Kangin.”
“Tell me how to use these.”
“What if it doesn’t work?”
“What if they work, but I still can’t get any sleep?”
“Yesungie shut up. Get ready for bed and we’ll see if it works okay.”


Kangin says he spent ages searching for this solution. Truth is it only took him ages to find it because he stopped off to get some ramen, and then he got a flat tire and ended up paying some kids to fix it for him as he ate. He actually only needed to go to the nearest chemist to get his plan to work. And what was he searching for?

Ear plugs. Ear plugs were the solution that led to the incredibly anti-climactic ending to their problem. Worked like a charm too. With any luck Yesung would be getting at least five, maybe even six hours sleep before the next day’s activities. It was a miracle. Bloody marvellous.

Neither of them had even cracked an eyelid since 1 am. That’s what made it that much worse. That moment at five am; when Kangin was woken up rather rudely as he felt a sharp pain shoot up from his shin right up to his back.

He flails .He thought, eyes now wide open. He flails and I snore. How the hell did this happen? He groaned loudly as he felt a foot land a ridiculously accurate kick into his groinal region. Okay, maybe this was one of the ‘many’ problems he was talking about before. He could have warned me, the bastard!

Yesung didn’t wake up until 8 the next morning, thoroughly rested and ready for anything. Kangin had been up for hours with an ice pack as his only friend. His eyes were bloodshot and he seemed to be limping. Yesung smiled knowingly in his direction.
“Sleep well babe?”

Let’s just say the conversation that followed included many colourful words and phrases; along with quite a few frantic hand gestures and perhaps some things that shouldn’t be mentioned if the rating of this fic is to be kept low. Point is: Kangin was pissed. ^^;;



Current Location: Changing Kangin's tire
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: DBSK-Wrong Number
suezyslavesuezyslave on November 21st, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
Aww. Awww.
kibum always makes me laugh in these.
it was cute ending. ;o
a very cute one. >.<

P.S. I see sungmin 8D

Well Done. Well Done.
Now, lets go revise some exams! 8D Ahahaha.
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 21st, 2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
I forgot to talk about you...I'll do it now...
Sungmin was especially for you my wahwah mcfluff <3
I hope you liked =D

Ah...I so need to revise...
dream4fatgirl on November 21st, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
LOL I love you >333 that was awesome!
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 22nd, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading ^^ <3
ArkSky~HappyGoth~arksky on November 22nd, 2008 01:09 am (UTC)
THIS WAS SO CUTE,omg XDD thank you so much for writing this!♥
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 22nd, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading <33
Luna Memoria: Look Awayaznk_popaddict on November 22nd, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
XDDD I love you X33

Just in time for my b-dai, hehe *it's on 11.22*


You should totally post it at the KangSung community *withyouwithme* **hehe shamelessly advertising**
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 22nd, 2008 01:14 am (UTC)
Ah happy birthday ^^
And i probably will post there at some point...I think I joined it already actually ^^;;
Luna Memoriaaznk_popaddict on November 22nd, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
Haha...you already joined? XD

Thank you X333 *Super Show~~~~ XD*
mikudaisuki on November 22nd, 2008 01:43 am (UTC)

“Sleep well babe?”

That was priceless! They are certainly well matched >__< Kangin is a snorer and Yesung is a violent sleeper!
Total win!

buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 22nd, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Thankies...it took me ages just to think of how to end this ^^;;
I'm glad you liked it <3
kim_hae_eun on November 22nd, 2008 05:37 am (UTC)
revenge is sweet isnt it? LOL hahaa
one of your guys problems hahah how many do you have??

kibum! hahaha sooo cutee
lol hannie! that wont work on heechul if anything it'll make him more persistant on reasons why you should be more mushy! lol
sungmin! oh come on! you're just saying that so you can talk more to kibum, to get closer to him! HAHA
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 22nd, 2008 10:22 am (UTC)
Yey, a comment first thing in the morning =D I love you <3
Thanks for reading =]
kim_hae_eun on November 22nd, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
LOL REALLY?? first thing in the morning?
love you too!
your welcome ^-^
kae_hime on November 22nd, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
OH ! It was so cute <3
I really love the end, I didn't expect it.
And Kibum.. he's awesome :D

Thanks for writing this fic ♥ KangSung need more love ! ♥
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 22nd, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
Aww thankies <3
And KangSung really do neeed more love...we should spread the word -nods-
mairasmmairasm on November 23rd, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
Thanks for the extra fluff!!!!
Loved the ending!!
Gonna miss this fic...
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 23rd, 2008 09:27 am (UTC)
Awww Thankies...you made me feel all fluffy <333
baby_buggsbaby_buggs on November 25th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
hahaha!!!! Kibum you make me laugh. and Yesung...you flail!! XXDD
g_myzo on November 25th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
aww this was so cute ^0^ i loved it so much. yay!
Lydia.: KangYehfantann on November 27th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Dear, there is deffinately going to be a bonus chapter...I WANT MY AGAINST THE WALL SMUT!
Salright, we can co-write it if you want...or whatever..I'll just give you ideas..
Lovee~~~ this. KangSung <33 Ultimate.
buggeration_12buggeration_12 on November 28th, 2008 12:16 am (UTC)
You giving me ideas as you lay on my bed in your thinking pose and chew on some...thing that you found...somewhere and me articulating everything is how we co-write anyway you tard.
Why do we make Kangin such a whore...? We should finish one smut story at a time otherwise he'll get overloaded really.
But yes dear, if KangSung wall smut is what you want, KangSung wall smut is what you'll get =D